TESTIE SAVER SHORTS

WUTANG CLAN ONCE SAID "PROTECT YOUR NECK", NUTNUM SACKMEYER SAYS "PROTECT YOUR NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!" WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEW INNOVATION IN TESTICULAR PRESERVATION TECHNOLOGY "THE TESTIE SAVER" SHORT IN PURPLE DANGER AND WHITE ON  WHITE VARIATIONS!!!! THIS IS MADE OF 100% ORGANIC COTTON AND CONTAINS NO HARMFUL CHEMICALS THAT CAN DICK YOUR BALLS!!!!!!! THESE ARE CURRENTLY ONLY AVAILABLE IN SIZE LARGE. THE WAIST IS ELASTIC AND THE SHORTS HAVE A DRAW STRING AND POCKETS. THESE CAN BE WORN AS SHORTS OR UNDERWEAR. THESE ARE ALSO GREAT FOR WOMEN WHO WANT SOME SUCCULENT SHORTS OR WOMEN WHO PLAN TO GET NUTS IN THE FUTURE. KEEP IT SWOLLEN